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Favorite this joke After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.
Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.”
His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
I was standing in a lunch line with my husband when the guy in front of us looked down at my very pregnant belly, smiled, and asked, “What are you having?”
My impatient husband replied, “A steak sandwich.”
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
Customer: Waiter, I’m in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long?
Waiter: No sir, round.
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