food jokes
Favorite this joke I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry...
Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!
It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country.
“Yeah, the appetizer—that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you're thinking of dessert—that’s food we have after we have our food.”
Restaurant Server: Would you like a table near the window, or near the salad bar, or near the dance floor?
Man: It doesn't matter... as long as it's near a waiter!
I went to an outdoor restaurant earlier, and it started to rain...
Took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
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