food jokes

Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

Customer: Waiter, I’ll have grits, please.

Waiter: Hominy, sir?

Customer: Oh, a couple of dozen.

A State Police Officer once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure.

Then he asked, "But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?"

There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.