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Favorite this joke A family was traveling from Ontario to Winnipeg Manitoba and while driving on the highway they saw a sign... CLEAN WASHROOMS AHEAD.
By the time they got to Winnipeg they had cleaned more than 1000 washrooms.
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:
The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh
A not-so-smart person walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke."
The man behind the counter says "Look around! This is a LIBRARY!"
"Oh, how silly of me." says the person. She then begins whispering, "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke..."
A guy calls AAA: "I’m stranded on the side of the road."
AAA: "At least you have a shoulder to cry on."
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