misc jokes

Nothing is impossible...

Actually it isn't, I have been doing it for years!

Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall, Into the clutches of cholesterol.

At polyunsaturates I'll never mutter, For the road to Hell is paved with butter.

And cake is cursed and cream is awful, And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop, And Lucifer is a lollipop.

Teach me the evils of hollandaise, Of pasta and globs of mayonnaise.

And crisp fried chicken from the South, Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

A quick way to lose weight is to deduct your birth weight...

Hey, you did not gain that part!

My fear of stairs is escalating!