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Favorite this joke What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your WEEDER!
Al: Will you remember me in one year?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in six months?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one month?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in two weeks?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one week?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one day?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in twelve hours?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one hour?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Will you remember me in one second?
Tim: Of course.
Al: Knock! Knock!
Tim: Who’s there?
Al: See, you forgot me already!
I once went to Barnes & Noble. I asked the lady working there, “Where is the self-help section?”
She said, “That would defeat the purpose.”
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.
Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her date.
He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped, "I'm two hours late and she's still not ready?"
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