misc jokes

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"

"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."

"Someday I intend on reading it as well."

I never forget a face...

But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.

Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.