misc jokes
Favorite this joke Shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, socks get dirty, but PANTS?
PANTS never get dirty and you can wear them forever!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
"Try Sara's Tops!"
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck...
But through hard work, time and perseverance...
I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!
The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn.
The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse says, "You have the remote!"
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