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Favorite this joke Palmist to Man: "By looking at the lines in your palm, someone very near to you is going to get disappointed."
Man: "Wow, you are good! For you will be disappointed to know that I forgot my wallet in the house."
What did one fly say to the other?
Time to call the SWAT TEAM!
Little Emily was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"
Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another one."
A local priest was visiting a widow for Sunday dinner. Afterwards, she was doing the dishes and he was looking around and noticed a parrot in a cage.
The lady noticed and said, "Reach into the cage, father, and pull his left leg." Well, he did and the parrot recited the Our Father.
"Pull his right leg," she said. He did and the parrot recited the Hail Mary. Well, the priest thought this was amazing. Then he said out loud, "I wonder what would happen if I pulled both legs and the same time?"
The parrot said, "What do you think will happen, I'll fall flat on my butt!"
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