misc jokes
Favorite this joke It was the usual day at our bank.
A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?”
Without looking up, I replied, “Move.”
The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named:
MR. POTATO HEAD!
- He’s tan.
- He’s cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.
I'm beginning to think my five year old grandson is a genius...
I can't tell his paintings from that of Picasso!
Jake is struggling with two huge suitcases when a stranger asks, “Got the time?”
Jake glances at his wrist. “A quarter to six.”
“Nice watch,” the stranger says.
“Thanks,” Jake says. “I built it. It can speak the time aloud for any city, in any language. Plus it’s got GPS and an MP3 player.”
“Wow!” the man says. “How much?”
“This is my prototype. It’s not for sale.
“I’ll give you $1,000.”
“Can’t,” Jake says. “It’s not ready.”
“$5,000!”
“Well Okay, but...”
The man slaps a wad of cash into Jake’s hand, grabs the watch, and starts to walk away.
“Wait,” Jake yells, running toward him with the suitcases. “Don’t forget your batteries!”
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