misc jokes

How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper, please!"

Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.