misc jokes

The best part about owning a restaurant for cats is that your customers don’t complain when they get hair in their food.

Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific.