misc jokes

An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!

What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.