misc jokes

This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.

One day a math teacher and his brother were out golfing. The brother was to tee off first and just before he swung he yelled "4!!!”

The math teacher was up next and just before he swung he yelled, "Square root of 64 divided by two!!!"