At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table.
The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire. "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke coming from the eaves, blackened out windows and little or no visible flame. What does this tell you?" he asked.
He was expecting to hear that the house is in a possible back draft situation, a condition very dangerous to fire fighters. Instead he heard the following from one quick wit in the back, "You got the right place!"
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"?
Aren't we are already there?
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put a lox on it!