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Two young boys were out playing. One of them was showing off his new water pistol.

"Tell your mom you want one of these too. Then we can shoot water at each other!" he exclaimed.

" I don't think so," said the other boy. "My mom says we have hard water!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Please, always be alert and watch out for the people around you.

Yesterday, when I was on a sidewalk making my way home, a man came to me and drew scissors.

I was panicked so I immediately responded with a rock.

Imagine if I was not alert, I might have accidentally answered with paper and lost the game.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jdub" |
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I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater...

I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Halloween. The door bell rings and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kid what he is dressed up as. The kid replies, "I'm an IRS agent."

Then he takes 40 percent of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say thank you.

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |