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Favorite this joke A priest and a homeless man are standing on the road in a heavy storm, holding a sign that says "Turn Back, the end is Nigh!"
A car passes them, the driver yelling, "Get off the road you lunatics!"
As it rounds the corner a loud crash is heard.
The homeless man then tells the priest, "I told you we should've written 'Bridge out'!"
I was invited to a wedding and when I get to the hotel, I realized there were two doors.
1st door it was Bride Relatives. 2nd door it was groom relatives.
So I decided to enter the groom's door and I found two door again.
1st Ladies. 2nd Men.
I entered men's Door and once again I found two doors.
1st people with gifts. 2nd people without gifts.
So I used to the 2nd door (people without gifts) and then I found myself outside the hotel.
Do you remember when air was free and now it is $1.50?
Do you know why?
Inflation!
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