Best Jokes

Two young boys named Dexter and Billy were sitting on a river bank talking and fishing.

Dexter: "Presidents have defining moments. Some of their statements are remembered by history for all time. Franklin Roosevelt said, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' When people are impressed by a president's words they repeat it and in time many become iconic quotes."

Billy: "Come on man, your pulling my leg."

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Richard, "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes," says Richard, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"