I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me.
I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.
Top 5 Things We're Hoping A.I. Does For Us:
Call balls and strikes. Seriously. Is it in the square, or not?
Explain how my wife can always be wrong.
Defend my Magic the Gathering collection with laser weapons.
Help me understand why Carrot Top is funny.
Replacing rolls of toilet paper the right way.
Traffic cop: "Your license, please."
Motorist: "Pardon me, I'm afraid I forgot."
Traffic cop: "You forgot and left it at home?"
Motorist: "No, forgot to get one."
Interviewer: I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick.
Me: Okay.
Interviewer: 12 + 37 = ?
Me: Quick!