Old Programmers do not die... they decompile.
A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.
One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"
The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"
When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that reads:
"Sorry, We're Clothed!"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.