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Favorite this joke If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get Gnihton Yletulosba…
Which ironically means... absolutely nothing.
Jordan: "By the way, did you know that I once sang for the Queen of Sheba?"
Bob: "No kidding, really?"
Jordan: "Well... That's what she told me, anyway. She said, 'If you're a singer, then I'm the Queen of Sheba.'"
Cabin temperature: 72 degrees
Stewardess: “Complimentary blanket, sir?”
Traveler: “No way, I’m boiling in here!”
Cabin temperature: 68 degrees
Stewardess: “Blanket, sir? Only $5!”
Traveler: “Nah, I’m warm enough, thanks!”
Cabin temperature 64 degrees
Stewardess: “Blanket, sir? Only $20!”
Traveler: “No thanks, I’m tough!”
Cabin temperature 60 degrees
Stewardess: “Blanket, sir? Only $50!”
Traveler: “Yeah, ok, I’ll take 3!”
Finland has closed it's border.
Now no one can cross the Finnish line.
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