Best Jokes

A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"

A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"

The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."

"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"

Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?

A: Wee paws for station identification.

What does a farmer say when he is looking for his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What else would he say???]