Best Jokes

I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!

We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The harried hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group. "Party of two," the woman behind us said to her, "and could we please have Michelle?"

Annoyed looks turned to knowing smiles when she added, "Michelle is my daughter, and just once in my life I want her to wait on me!"

My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.

The pages are all BLANK!!!

I have no words to express my outrage.