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Favorite this joke A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.
"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.
"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.
At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.
"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends on how many it took under the previous government.
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"Ninety eight," she replied, "two years older than me."
"So you're 96?" the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
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