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Favorite this joke A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.
She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years' salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but ask madam why you would leave a job with such benefits, the interviewer replied.
The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt.”
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When my teenage son worked part time in a hardware store, a man came in to buy hooks for hanging plants. But there were only two hooks left in the gold color that he needed.
My son, trying to be helpful, suggested, "Could you maybe use the silver or the white instead? "
The customer scrutinized him and said, "You're not married, are you?"
Joe: "That's a mighty fine stuffed lion, Moe."
Moe: "Why, thank you, Joe. This lion was caught by my uncle during one of his trips to Africa."
Joe: "Fascinating. What is it stuffed with?"
Moe: "My uncle."
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