Best Jokes

Farmer to Customer: "Do you know how to tell the difference between a Georgia peach and a Great Northern peach?"

Customer: "No."

Farmer: "Their accent."

Why was England once the geometry capital of the world?

Because it was originally settled by the Angles.

I took the job at a bakery...

Because I kneaded dough!

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.