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Favorite this joke Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?
He died in his own arms.
My two-year old granddaughter, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by the dentist.
Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.
With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "Wake up! This is not church!"
Paul: What are you making?
Arthur: A brilliant new invention.
Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell, they laughed at Geck.
Paul: Who's Geck?
Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?
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Paul: No, what did he invent?
Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.
A notice board at a restaurant: "Eat, drink, have fun....your grandson will pay the bill!"
After a tummy filled meal, Albert was approached by the waiter with the bill.
Albert pointed the waiter to the notice board.
Waiter: "This is your grandfather's bill."
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