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Favorite this joke What do you call the ritual of giving honorary college degrees to celebrities?
Artificial Intelligence.
8am: Too tired to think.
Noon: Too tired to think.
5pm: Too tired to think.
Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles?
My girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb. One day when she was being particularly dimwitted, I said in frustration, "What's your IQ anyway?!"
She shot back defiantly, "20/20!"
Teacher: According to native lore a man rose from the earth and stood before a great plumb tree. Every time he tried to eat of the fruit a large wolf snarled said “Eat not the fruit or I shall bite you.” Does anyone know the meaning of this classic dilemma?
Little Johnny: Sometimes it’s ok to settle, prunes aren’t all that bad.
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