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Synthetic Diamond
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An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass, on learning it wasn't real, returned to her future husband and protested vehemently about his cheapness.

"It was in honor of St. Patrick's Day," he smiled. "I gave you a sham rock."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Rain & Diet Coke
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I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.

On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.

He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Juniper" |
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Type A Blood
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They told me I had type A blood, but turns out it was a type-O.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It's Not For Everyone
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What is tact?

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |