Best Jokes

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp!"

The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favorite numbers?"

Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40."

Teacher: "Very good, Johnny, now I would like you to add your favorite numbers together."

Little Johnny: "Uhm, uh... actually, a couple of numbers I really like are 4 and 1."

A teacher was telling her class about the importance of dressing warmly in the winter, and to illustrate this, she told them the story of her neighbor's little boy.

"He went sledding without any coat, gloves, or hat," she said. "And ended up with a bad cold. Now, does anyone have any questions?"

A little boy in the back raised his hand. "Who's using his sled now?"