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Favorite this joke I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.
The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers.
"We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full."
Don't argue with an idiot...
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Teacher: “What’s your favorite wonder of the world?”
Little Johnny: “The Pyramid of Pizza.”
Teacher: “You mean the Pyramids of Giza, right?”
Little Johnny: “Nope, I mean the pyramid shaped building downtown that sells pizza.”
Little Johnny: ”That isn’t a wonder of the world Johnny.”
Little Johnny: “Apparently you haven’t tried their pizza yet.”
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