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Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water.

Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires?

Fred: So it can run on water.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.

I asked her if she could do anything about it.

She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."

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posted by "Marty" |
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Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?”

Little Johnny: “It’s when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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Why was Mickey Mouse in space?

Why else, he was looking for Pluto.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Noah Puchalski" |