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"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"

"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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I decided to make sure my wife had a smile on her face every morning...

Now I can’t keep sharpies in the house anymore.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...

Repeat the sound another time...

Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...

Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Wife: Why are you late?

Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Husband: No, I was standing on it.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |