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Favorite this joke A dog and a chicken walked into a bar. The bartender started to laugh...
The dog leaned over and whispered in the chicken’s ear, "Do you still have the ALCU on speed dial? I think we have a case here!"
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
I don’t like it when some clown in a cowboy hat comes up and starts asking me personal questions. My name and where I’m from is none of their business.
Then they ask random questions like, "How many fingers am I holding up?" or "Do you remember the name of the bull you were riding?"
Question: What’s the difference between a software problem and a hardware problem in laymen terms?
Answer: A software “problem” is like joining the debate team and finding out your first opponent was last years champion.
A hardware “problem” is like joining the wrestling team and finding out your first opponent is the captain of the other team and his name happens to be G.O. Rilla.
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