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Coincidence?
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YEAR: 1981

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

YEAR: 2005

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, somebody please warn the Pope!

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Gamers Gathering
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Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Monkey Business
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What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?

Won't be long now...

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The Thanksgiving Prayer
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May your dressing be tasty, May your turkey be plump...

May your potatoes and gravy, Have never a lump...

May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize...

And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off your thighs!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |