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A businessman is walking along the street dragging one foot, and he bumps into another guy also dragging a foot.
"What happened to you?" asked the business man.
"Iraq, 2003. What about you?" asks the other guy.
"Dog poop, two blocks back."
Doctor: "You need new glasses."
Patient: "How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet."
Doctor: "I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window."
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