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Favorite this joke A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.
Reports say he didn't suffer too long...
As he was only married 3 days!
Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but the following call to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.
After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.
Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right. The caller responded: "Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe."
You know it's just too hot when...
1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out.
2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them!
5. The thermometer resigned.
6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.
Me: Mom, you're invading my personal space.
Mom: Well, you came out of my personal space, so that makes us even.
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