Best Jokes

19 and 20 had a fight...

21...

19 was injured, 22.

When my 14-year-old son, Patrick, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, "Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!"

After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. "Sorry folks, that's PAT Hogan!"

Sign outside a farm house:

FRESH COW MANURE FOR SALE!

A filled bag - $5
Fill your own bag - $1

A man asked me for a dollar.

I told him I only carry big bills.

He said give him one of those.

So I gave him my electric bill.