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The REAL College Plan
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College is really just kidnapping done backwards...

If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Nice Decorum
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What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Things I Ought To Be Doing
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I'm writing a book on all the things I ought to be doing...

It's an Oughtobiograpghy.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Soup of the Gods
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I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |