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A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.

A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey, of course!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning.

“You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?”

The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Eve: "My dear Jack is so forgetful."

Celia: "I agree. At the party last night I had to keep reminding him that it's you that he's engaged to and not me."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?

A 'Can’t-elope'!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Njehia" |