Best Jokes

On a Butcher's window....

"Let Me Meat Your Needs!"

A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.

"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."

The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"

"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."

Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandma is babysitting them for the day. Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in the oven.

But one fell and got badly burnt. Grandma jumped on the occasion to show the kids how to draw with it on a piece of paper.

Sadly, Freddy frowned and then observed, "My mom would NEVER burn potatoes for me."