Best Jokes

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USEFUL MEDICAL TERMS

Artery Study of Paintings
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
Barium What to do when treatment fails
Bowels Letters like A, E, I, O, U
Cat scan Searching for kitty
Colic Sheep dog
Coma Punctuation mark
D & C Where Washington is
Enema Not a friend
Hangnail Coat hook
Impotent Distinguished; well known

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam.

The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |