Best Jokes

A woman on the phone to her friend...

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising!

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...

I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?

Because they have a lot of buds.