Best Jokes

A literature teacher is explaining the power of poems and stories. "Have you ever read something that made you cry?"

A student replied, "Yeah, my last report card."

I'm done with dating sites.

Now focused on pizza delivery guys.

Before I even meet them, I know they have a job, car, and a pizza.

Today I made my first money as a Computer Programmer.

I sold my laptop.

I tried to pay cash at the plagiarism store.

But they only take credit.