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Favorite this joke Teacher: "Little Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Little Johnny: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Little Johnny: "I don't think I know either, Sir."
Joey: "Ew, this meatloaf is terrible!"
Lunch lady: "Terrible? Why, I've been making meat loaves like this since before you were born."
Joey: "Well, why did you have to save one for me?"
How does Harry Potter get to the bottom of a hill?
By running... JK, Rolling!
Amazon is approved for drone delivery...
Which means we now have skeet shooting with prizes.
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