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Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies.
The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."
"Why is that?" the mother asked.
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
"Should we walk home or take a dog?"
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