I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.
After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."
"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.
"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."
What do you do when you see Dracula?
You hope he doesn’t see you!