Best Jokes

An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"

Operator: "Where?"

Caller: "No, a regular one!"

I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."

She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”

My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine...

He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force!