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The Marx Bros seldom spoke of their embarrassing cousin...

Skid Marx.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…

He gave me a blank stair.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Must be all the indoor-fins.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the public need.

They cite the fact that not enough pupils are graduating.

Their past recruiting had been short sighted.

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posted by "Trekie" |