Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’...
And then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?
It's a Pita Parka.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Correct answer is Three...
The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
*Clicks forgot password.*
*Changes password.*
“New password can’t be old password.”